The Honeymoon

The Honeymoon:

A Play by Miss G and Miss L

Narrator/Cop:  Miss L

Robber: Miss G

Dan:  Dan

Wife:  Mz M

Narrator:

We now join a newly married couple in their honeymoon sweet, when a robber barges in.

Robber:

All right gimme the mony and no one will get hurt!

(Start putting the money in a bag.)

Dan:

Wwwow llets take aa minet to calm down.

Robber:

Shutup!  Put your hands up were I can see um!

Wife:

Oh look honey it's a robber!  I'll go get the granades.  OH by the way I did you a big favore and locked the windows and doors from the outside and replaced the glass with rubber.

Robber:

Oh ok...WHAT?!!!

Dan:

Would you like to use the phone to call the police before we do?

Robber:

No thanks I'll just... oof, hey watch where you're-- oh! sorry officer! I was just...

Cop:

Yes?  Oh, thats right you don't have an excuse do you!

(Cop binds robber with rope)

Cop:

Your going to jail Bub

(happily ever after)

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