A Play by Miss G and Miss L
Narrator/Cop: Miss L
Robber: Miss G
Wife: Mz M
We now join a newly married couple in their honeymoon sweet, when a robber barges in.
All right gimme the mony and no one will get hurt!
(Start putting the money in a bag.)
Wwwow llets take aa minet to calm down.
Shutup! Put your hands up were I can see um!
Oh look honey it's a robber! I'll go get the granades. OH by the way I did you a big favore and locked the windows and doors from the outside and replaced the glass with rubber.
Would you like to use the phone to call the police before we do?
No thanks I'll just... oof, hey watch where you're-- oh! sorry officer! I was just...
Yes? Oh, thats right you don't have an excuse do you!
(Cop binds robber with rope)
Your going to jail Bub
(happily ever after)
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