I visited my folks over the weekend. They live in a retirement community (they call it "Oldsville") that offers consistent hilarity to all of us. An email from my dad:
There is a report, in the local paper, of a golf cart, bicycle collision the other day. Police are trying to piece together the accident but neither driver remembers much about it. There were no witnesses.
Thank god my parents are maintaining a sense of humor as they age. I'll start to worry once this kind of thing doesn't seem funny to them anymore.